koped frm xuemiao :D interesting quiz.

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Dear Xuemiao :

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when when your dwarf bit me in your camping car and I saw you sit on Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that always have felt dirty before Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Greetings to your freaky family,
Xinyi

oh mannnn, i think it doesnt make sense x.x

update update! sry for nt blogging for such a long time. was rather busy nwadays. darn, it's only one wk to o lvls chinese! im scared ):

FRIDAY 24/10/2008
had a new hair cut :D mewleng brought me all the way to yio chu kang for the hair cut ._. haha bt i think my hair's nice nw lah, very thin, bt ppl still say no diff when mewleng and i both think tt it's big big diff ): had lunch at some market thr. omg, i think market food are cheap and nice! much btr than food courts, scam money one x.x lol

shopped in amk hub, mewleng bought me a shirt! :D s my very very very very very very very very very belated bday present. (*coughs* some ppl still owe me presents) thx mewleng :D amk hub has a lot a lot of nice shirts! shall go thr shop for shirts next time! gees

SATURDAY 25/10/2008
went lil india ith those ppl who're going for india trip. indianmates! :D lol, never knew tt lil india could be tt fun, more fun than expected. i paid $5 for a henna painting on my hand, which could only last for a wk x.x come to think of it, it's quite a waste of money x: and the food! omg, the food! it's a lot a lot a lot! we cant even finish /: then the mutton was darn spicy, i almost teared! wth x.x i must expect more of such food in india... so diff frm what i normally eat x.x hope i'll get use to the food thr O:

sheryl (:vanessa (:
sheryl and vanessa's hennas!
mine!

champatti! sth tt tastes like roti prata bt made of diff things. very nice! :D

SUNDAY 26/10/2008
tuition, then lunched with evia. SHE WAS LATE AGAIN. damn you, wan jia le, next time im gonna fine u when u're late ): she made me eat alone for quite a long time, which is sth i seldom do ): made me feel so lonely ): hmmph! lol.

played arcade and took neos aft tt. OMG, NEOS! very long never take alr! the neoprint machines in singapore are getting lesser and lesser... blah blah. i screwed the neos ):

studied in the library. evia taught me a lot of wrds! :D i did a 综合填空 of 10 qns, and i gt more than 10 wrds i dont know x.x pathetic lah. did nt a lot actually. easily distracted x.x lol. and tt dumbdumb accidentally kept the arcade's drum sticks into her bag, have to go back to the arcade to return them. joke.

evia's very colourful shoes!

wo pai ni ni pai wo O:
see the number of diff expressions she can make

us us us! :D

MONDAY 27/10/2008
basically stayed at home to read model compos O:

TUESDAY 28/10/2008
went sch for chinese lesson. did compo, tt's all. talked quite a lot, tt's why do so slow.

lunched at pizza hut with ruiqi, mewleng, xuewei, sylvia, yoketing and clara, then went je library with mewleng to study.

yep, nth much alr lah. it's just like tt. cant wait for o lvls chinese to be over, then tt'll be the time when i reli slack my ass off! (LOL?!) cant wait cant wait 7 more days ._.

more pics of other days!

fongting and i while returning frm the parliament (:

crazy woman.

GAY COUPLES! hehe

gt back report bk tdy. darn, i only improved 2points in my overall results for the yr. L1R5 27, reli sucked. class position dropped frm 10/16 to 11/16 (for express students only) and lvl position dropped frm 97/206 to 120/206 (also express students only). darn, my this yr results suck a lot ): have to buck up next yr alr.

o lvls chinese is coming in just 13 days (i counted). tt's reli soon. 我好怕我的O水准快捷考试喔，怕不能拿A,那会是多么丢脸的事啊！):

adrian tan's nt teaching anymore, heard tt he wanna start his own business. tt's quite a gd news, tt means he wont be teaching us, and thr'll be hope for my SS alr O: lol i sound so evil x.x bt honestly, i think he cant teach lah x.x

training tdy was fun :D love it! haha. no footwork! only agility, bt it's much btr than footwork. then sec3 girls had an enjoyable bonding session with mrs jacq tan! haha. chit-chatted with her. sort of gossiped a lil x: LOL. did drills, then multiple shuttles by mr khoo! i like his multiple shuttles, very exciting! :D played games aft tt, then had a lil of PT (reli very lil!) and was dismissed.

dinner with ruiqi, evia, mewleng, qianling and jane. I ATE A LOT! :D i wanted to eat pizza frm pizza hut cos i had KFC on tues, so i bought a hawaiian pizza meal. bt aft paying the cashier told me tt i have to wait for 15mins. i was reli hungry then, so i bought the devil wings thing or sth frm KFC. qianling predicted tt i'll vomit aft eating so much, bt i didnt xP then we were talking bout hw we'll die next time. ruiqi will die of injuries, evia will die frm laughing too much, mewleng will die frm doing too much house work, qianling will die frm being too paranoid, i'll die frm eating too much and jane... i dont know. lol. yar.

im going for a hair cut tmr! omg, cant wait. my hair's frigging thick, cant stand it! yay yay tmr :D

sch tdy was darn slack. xianlin and i kept going to the toilet to chit chat ._. intense trainings on the past few days caused me to become so tired in sch ): nvm, tmr's the last day of sch alr :D wheeeeeheeeee :D omg, cant believe it, im going to india so so soooooooooo soon O: have been slacking quite a lot this yr, need to buck up during the hols. then have to go out (a lot a lot a lot. sec4s always tell me to treasure my sec3 life!) yar. bt also need study a lil (hope i can). ah, o lvls chinese is like so so so soon. less than 20 days. darn shit. im scared i cant get A ): it'd be darn embarrassing if i dont get A lah. darn. thr's training again tmr. hope wont have to do tt much footworks x: I HATE THEM ):

tada, i shall end nw. bye (:

I SCREWED MY BIO SPA! O LEVELS YOU KNOW?!

i was darn depressed when i knew tt i had missed out one of the acids needed in the experiment! i dont know why, maybe too rushed into the experiment alr, just read through highlight and gt a gist of the experiment then proceeded on to the experiment. i think i missed out the part when they asked us to add the acid, i tot it was another thing. bleah shit. maybe too nervous also. boohoo. then some ppl came comfort me, tt's very sweet of them (: (lol, tt sounds so nt me bt yeah it's me lol). feel much much btr nw, aft those things ppl say. haha :D

feeling crazy, sick and tired nwadays. im always crazy, bt a lil more crazy nwadays. i'll do stupid things like running towards someone (esp tt evia) and stand infront of her, giving my stupid silly retarded smile. LOL. i dont know why lah. im just a siaozhaboh (bt nt siaoer than evia tt siaoerzhaboh). sick cos im reli sick lah, nt sick in the mind or what. im down with sore throat and flu. a few days alr. bleah ): tired cos of trainings. they're getting tougher, more and more tiring. blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ._.

ah blah blah, shall nt talk much, nth to talk also. lol. bye (:

i just happened to find photos of myself in my prev life O:

didnt know i was so pretty last time (: LOL

and i was once a guy! O:

tada! hahaha!

A few days ago, a person was recharging his cell phone at home.

Just at that time a call Came in and he answered it with the
Instrument still connected to the outlet.

After a few seconds electricity flowed into the cell phone unrestrained and the young man was thrown to the ground with a heavy thud.

His parents rushed to the room only to find him unconscious, with a weak heartbeat and burnt fingers.

He was rushed to the nearby hospital, but was pronounced dead on arrival.

Cell phones are a very useful modern invention.

However, we must be aware that it can also be an instrument of death.

Never use the cell phone while it is hooked to the electrical outlet!

tt's an email! so scary! O:

i just went for vaccination for india trip. had two injections, one for thypoid and another for some other things. i dont know hw to spell. hypethetic A? o.o i dont know.

the thypoid one wasnt painful, the other one was worse. AND IT WAS INJECTED AT MY RIGHT HAND x.x my muscle ache a lil nw. tsk, should have jabbed the pain one on the other hand.

no training tdy, ive gt the whole day to slack. i feel like a lazy bum. lol. ok i am x.x lalala. i dont know what to say alr x.x hehe k bye (:

MY RESULTS WERE DARN SCREWED ):

social studies - 28/50
which dragged down my combined humans marks to a C5, 58/100. darn. didnt expect to get so low lah. tot i'd at least get 30 for it so i'll at least get a B4 for my combined humans. yes, i thought. THOUGHT THOUGHT THOUGHT. knock ur head lah, think thank(lol?!) thought. (and why am i talking to myself?!)

physics - 58/100
tt's very bad. contributed another C5 to my L1R5 ):

a maths - 65/100
mrs chang forgot to add the marks frm a section of the ppr. i initially gt 58/100, gt so darn sad, luckily i checked my ppr and found out tt she forgot to add 7 marks :D 7 marks is a lot, made me jump 2 grades! :D

yar, so s u can see, i didnt score well for my EOY. bt it has improved frm my 29 L1R5 (which reli sucked) during the mid yrs, and my results are either B3 (borderline B3, all 65 marks) or C5 (frm 55% aft moderation to 58 marks). gt 24 for my L1R5, still nt gd. i reli shall start revising for o lvls this dec hols alr ):

anw, the parliament was quite fun (: sad tt we didnt get a chance to watch the ministers debate, bt we explored the place. it was beautiful! lol. we gt checked by the police frm head to toe before entering the place, like in the airport x.x bt it's much worse than the airport, we couldnt bring our phones and bags in! ): without handphone is like losing my sense of security, although thr were police guarding the parliament x.x walked ard the parliament, then thr was this woman in charge to guide us ard. learnt quite a lot bout the parliament, bt i think i forgot most of them x.x

yar, tt's all. random: I WANT TO GROW TALLER! ):

" Sometimes, its not about getting used to. This is just having sth good, the sudden absence of it and how much impact it has on u. " quoted frm yujun. *nods vigorously* i miss sec4s ):

gt back a lot of results tdy, nt very gd ): the 18 L1R5 i aimed fly away alr. sigh.

history - 30/50
pure luck. darn happy and shocked lah, cos i didnt study for hist. i focused on my bio the day before. stupid time table, bio and hist on same day. tot i'd fail badly, bt in the end i gt a B O:

english - paper 1 20/30, 20/30. paper 2 19/50
lowest in class for paper 2. my score's so DISGUSTING lah. other ppl's score for summary can win my total score alr. wth. i think im the last in class for my overall in eng. damn shit T.T

chinese - paper 1 12.5/20, 39/70. paper 2 58/110, 54.75%
no comments. didnt do well, i fear o lvls chinese. damn shit. im worried for my languages. no matter hw well i do in other subs, if i fail my languages, im getting nowhere. damn shit, im scared ):

chemistry - 65/100
sounds gd, b3, bt it's actually quite low. it's below avg of class. im supposed to be happy cos i aimed b3 for the sub and i achieved my aim, bt somehw im nt very satisfied with the results ):

e maths - paper 1 56/80, paper 2 46/80, 65%
damn shit. i actually aimed an A for it. and i gt a borderline B3. shit shit shit. stupid careless mistakes, stupid me ):

biology - 57/100
never expected it to be so low, thought would have scored btr...

thr's just one wrd to describe hw i feel - disappointed. so disappointed with myself, even the sub i thought i could get A didnt reach my expectations. im sure tmr's gonna be another day of disappointment ):

ps: im going to the parliament tmr! and tt's the only gd thing bout tmr ):

pictures! :D a lot of them, so many to upload! ):

18 august 2008 (see, tt's very long ago!)

lingyuan and i in the toilet!

1 to 10. lol ._.

27 august 2008

siao zhar boh (me) with a siaoer zhar boh (evia) in xianlin's mama's car! lol

28 august 2008

jensi, engjue, evia and i on bus.

in cotton on. LOL! (looks at the above picture)

in jensi's house! haha tt girl's jensi's sister! cute right (:

30 august 2008

buddies! :D (in xinying's house)

xinying and i! wth, she looks like a guy! like me taking pic with my bf omg.

2 september 2008

mewleng and dawn's match at cheers doubles

weiyue and i vs dunman twins! omg. can see one only ._. and, i look darn unglam wth, like wearing some skirt or sth.

evia and ievia, xianlin and i, station masters at the bball court outside sch for amazing race during odec and badm combined camp.

EVIA IM SO SCARED OF YOU O:

us (:

5 september 2008

xianya, edelyn, chenyun, hueyjie, me, peilin in hospice toilet!

6 september 2008

hamster in my relative's house. VERY CUTE OMG! <3 style="text-align: left;">8 september 2008

mewleng! :D

10 september 2008

evia, xinying

me, evia

evia, xinyingalicia, eviabuddies

19 september 2008

so cute right, i drew it (: cute shit hahahaha :D

tt crazy boi with suay's pics. lol, suay changed A LOT since sec1!

tt crazy boi ransacked suay's wallet and took pics with everything in it. omg

tt crazy boi with her emo buddy (:

crazy big baby. tsk tsk tsk.

suay, me, xinying, evia :D

21 september 2008

lift to xinying's house aft she had her hair cut

26 september 2008

me, clara (:

our very empty classroom. 14 ppl ponned O:

haha let's exagerate it a lil (:

us again :D

29 september 2008

we're just so crazy :D

hope tt crazy boi didnt scare you O:

8 october 2008

lol i went crazy during midnight studying. i only slept 1 and half hours before and half an hour aft studying. then pia throughout the night. stupid lah, bio and hist tgt. in the end i only studied bio never study hist. flunked my hist. damn it ):

10 october 2008

LOL! THIS IS AYE ZOKE! (evia's language)

clara and i (:

13 october 2008

amanda, evia and i! lol, i look super screwed ):

evia and i (:
me, evia, xianlin, dawn (:

me, evia, sylvia (:

dawn, me, evia (:

a prove of angelina bullying me ): lol

jensi!

evia, jensi and i.

so sad ): lol

14 october 2008

mrt. lol! so empty (:

clara! (:

sylvia! (:

ruiqi! OMG, FINALLY SHE'S WILLING TO TAKE A PIC WITH ME LAH. stupid bastard ):

OMG! I FINALLY FINISHED POSTING ALL THESE! I WANT DIE ALR LAH! SO MANY! I SPENT 5 HOURS ON THIS LAH (including bathing eating chatting watching playing listening comp lagging) lol. thx evia for helping me combine some of the pics (: