haha emails to share again! gt this link, it's a personality quiz, very interesting de!

http://ecard.iclp.com.hk/chinesenewyear2007/inf/index.cfm?action=ICLPEcard07.startGame&s_displaylang=en
go go do! it's fun (:

and this is my result:

Your choice of background shows that you are sensitive, romantic and honest but can sometimes have a pessimistic outlook.
The direction your pig is facing indicates you being inovative and action-orientated, you often think of new ways of doing things and take action to deliver them.
The amount of detail in your pig means you are driven by emotion and find detail boring. You follow your gut feeling and can be a risk taker.
Because your pig has four legs, some may say you are stuck in your ways but actually this reflects your strong beliefs and your stubbornness in defending them.
The larger the pig's ears, the better listener you are.
The longer your pig's tail, the better your sex life – need we say more!


haha! go try! it's nice~


The Oxford Dictionary's latest definition of the following words.
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway 'See I am not injured yet.'
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

hehe nice rite?

Funny truths about life in small small Singapore....
1. Night - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on…
2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Night - Cannot Sleep…
3. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese…
4. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox…
5. Singaporean Chinese use different languages other than Chinese to communicate…
6. Singaporean never like to vote, but like to complain…
7. There are quite a number of rich/poor in Singapore - They have Car, Credit Card, CPF but no Cash and are liable to lots of loans…
8. There are quite a few high-tech junkie Singaporeans -they know how to use state-of-the art equipment like 3G mobile phone and powerful computers but they don’t know how to use simple things like a dustbin or a toilet…
9. Half of Singaporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half is busy killing stray cats…
10. Chewing Gum - Can chew but cannot buy?? (Restricted to buying)
11. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy but not convenient to smoke…
12. Private Cars - Cheaper and Cheaper to buy, harder and harder to Maintain…
13. Public Bus - Half the crowd will squeeze in the front section of the bus, the other half of the section is reserved for ghost…
14. Education - Teachers are teaching less but expect students to learn more…

gees

ok no more interesting mails. nth much 2 update bout 2day actually. training. super off form. super pissed with benny ng. wth. made me stay back 2 keep the nets n poles lah. then ruiqi n dawn went off. then i damn bushuang lah. whole face changed. i supposed he didnt realise. hell. aiyah. nth much lah. full stop. LOL! bye