Monday, January 28, 2008

i gt a joke! it's an email i received (: haha! shall share it (:

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.


She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.


When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!


With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."


And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.......


nehnehnipoopoo nice one right xP

this post's nt gonna be long. dont reli have time on wkdays. thr's still chi test on thurs and SS+hist test on fri... yep. haha. sec3 life is busyyyyyyyyyyyy!

hmm im only gonna talk bout the CIP tdy. some environmental thing. whole sec3 are gonna work tgt to form the 12 chinese zodiac animals using tetra packs, those packet drink containers. bleah. then cos we're the first two classes (my class plus 305), our job was to cut those tetra packs into pieces and group them according to their colours. stupid thing. wonder who came up with tt idea. we did for lyk 2hrs plus, then went to the playground beside to play! haha and took a lot a lot of pics! :D shall post them!

tetra packs! lmao

GEEEEEEEEEEEE! darn my neck's long x.x

xianlin and angelina!

them again (:

us!

stupid faces!

haha what face is angelina giving x.x

ahhhhhhhh im flying away~

see me SPLIT! lmao!

me, xianlin, angelina!

haha angelina MEI NU post!

xianlin: RAWR! me: SIAN! angelina: GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

ah and the rabbit! cute cute! haha. some pple owned it. ahhh cute cute! lol

yep nth alr. gtg! bye~

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