Saturday, February 02, 2008

another email!

Men:

1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for
them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have
one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try
their luck with others.

Women:

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy
expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have
something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress
beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are
always just "an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they
still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do,
they don't believe you.

Wisdom:

WHEN I WAS MARRIED 25 YEARS, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY
AND SAID, "HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR,
SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO
SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLOND."

NOW WE HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED
AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS
TO ME THAT YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT & FIND
A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLONDE, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE
AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A
SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR
MID-LIFE CRISIS!

WEDNESDAY
nothing much. i 4gt everything. oh yar! i wanna complain bout my eng teacher! mdm noridah!

omg lah she's a total slacker. and she's the eng HOD if im nt wrong. wth? no wonder the eng department in sch is so darn kns! she just walks into class, give us work and go through the answer after tt. she goes through ans by asking classmates to read their ans out and she correct it if it's wrong. if we cant hear the ans, she just say it once, and continue going through the ans. might s well give us assessment books to do at home, self learn, not let us have any eng lessons in sch and have earlier dismissal every day. wth

THURSDAY
although we werent playing, we were dismissed early, cos we were the hosting sch for the tournament. nehnehnipoopoo :D we skipped the whole assembly and slacked in canteen instead! then we went play netball for dunno hw long. 1 hr plus i think. then fuhua arrived and some of them played with us. NOT FAIR NOT FAIR! THEY HAVE SUPER LONG LEGS THEY'RE SUPER TALL! THEY DONT RUN! THEY FLY! SO FAST OMG! they 3 person, we 7 person, bt we still cant block them =.= they scored more of i nt wrong. wth lol.

went to some isolated place in sch with ruiqi to revise SS and hist when the match started. so hardworking (: haha. tt place seriously rocks! so quiet! perfect place for studying~ yay i found a studying spot :D then kaijie found us o.o joined us... then engjue and isabel came talk to us awhile... and james. he's a weirdo. he kept walking aimlessly ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND the sch. nth better to do. he walked 10 rounds AT LEAST. and finally sat with us talk a lil. LOL. then yar, left tt place at 6, went back to hall, played monkey with ruiqi, mewleng and some boys. went home at ard 6.35.

fuhua won teckwhye, pioneer won westspring (random statement)

FRIDAY
went westmall with ruiqi, chunyung and jack. ate pastamania! :D omg pastamania rocks! thr's 30% discount for students which made it super cheap nw (x and thr's cheese~ can add as much as u want! omg tt's lyk the best part bout pastamania? cheesy pizza, cheesy pasta :D

after tt we walked aimlessly ard westmall. ah, and whenever i go westmall i'll sure buy sushi frm shop and save :D corn sushi is a MUST! corn rocks! <3 yay~ haha random! yep. then we didnt know whr to go, so we stood at some random place, talking bout whr to go =.= and we practically rotted for lyk 10 to 20mins?!?!?! lol. then after tt it was time to go home alr. bleah

i slept at 7pm+ ytd o.o just too tired, dont know why o.o

SATURDAY
training, lunch, home, bathe, play monopoly on hp, slp (again =.=), com, eat, play monopoly again, then BOOM. nw here i am, comming again. lol. yep. tt's lyk abt all. haha dad's chasing me off the comp~ i better go before i gt blasted!

BABOOM!

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