hehe some jokes frm my inbox to share (:

Prospective Employer to Applicant: " So why did you leave your previous job?"
Applicant: " The company relocated and they did not tell me where!"

Wife: " Sir, I would like to call on my husband who left me and brought all our five kids wth him."
Radio Host: " Ok, go ahead!"
Wife: " Sweetheart, please return back all the kids, actually only one of them is yours."

Hello! I'm here again. My mind is all muddlled up. I just want to ask something. I know that you will be able to help me out. Is BIRDS FLU the past tense of BIRDS FLY?

You were riding a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is very loud. Every time you farted, you timed it with the music. When you were going down the bus, everybody were throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly realized . . . . . that you have your MP3 player on your ears!

WIFE: It's a miracle! You came home early.
HUSBAND: I just obeyed what my boss told me to do. He said: "GO TO HELL", that's why I came home early.

1st night grandma wore a see-thru dress, grandpa didn't react...
2nd night grandma wore t-back, grandpa still didn't react...
3rd night grandma all naked, grandpa said "what is that you are wearing, it's all crumpled!!"

John: it's my wife's birthday
Peter: what's your gift to her?
John: i asked her what she wanted
Peter: what did she said?
John: anything, as long as there is a DIAMOND.
Peter: what did you gave her?
John: playing cards

lalala :D

evia n dawn vandalised my table!!!! rawr!!!! made me had a hard time scraping off the vandalism!!!! RAWR!!!!! budden still can c. jus nt tt clear. pray hard mrs tan wont scold. rawr. budden i took a pic of it using xianlin's phone. lol. shall post when she sends me tt pic. blah.

huang jie hui's irritating. tt stupid ACC teacher. tt subject's totally REDUNDANT. if we take out that one hr we could have an hr early dismissal every monday. stupid subject. n he bad mood then come make us stay back. reason? cos we very noisy. we're liddat every ACC lessons, pls. other teachers come say our class quiet lor. quiet til ask qsns never reply. very scary. zzz. s if any1 would pay attention during ACC lessons? for ur info, if u dont know what's tt, it's APPRECIATION OF CHINESE CULTURE. stupid thing. he made us stay back to highlight main points wth. at first say whole bk. then we highlight halfway come tell us onli need highlight those he taught. wth. lucky mr adrian tan came 2 the rescue. thr's oral exams 2day. thx 2 him. though he's kinda late. stupid huang jie hui. RAWR. ACC NIA

went lunch at sumos with ruiqi and layching 2day. layching's sweet :D she helped me carry my zha-dan bag (s what ruiqi says)... THANKS LAOGONG xD hehe. made her look lyk a mobster (O.o i dont know what's tt, she said it herself. she dont know what's tt too -.-). lalala. then i carried ruiqi's bag halfway walking to central. for fun. lol. i gt this sudden liking for shoulder bags? lol. n they said i looked taller with it :D whee! layching took a backview pic of me.


heh. i know, my attire sucks x:

hehe. stuffing oranges into our mouths rawk. i realised i have BIG BIG mouth.


THE ORANGE COUPLES <3


yay i gt dimples -.-lll bestbud's hairband, laogong's fingers.. lol. retarded me ._.

went big bookshop after tt. it's an interesting place. im sorta in love with it. so many many things. lol. go so many times still wont sian one. and we bought tt sour liquid thing. it looked like some face cream or sth lol. layching said scarly her sister go take n put on her face. rofl! went 7-11 for ice cream, and homed. i spent a lot 2day. ARHHHHHH!

hmm. eoy's getting closer and closer! arg ):