an email i read. hw biased x.x

男女有別！--( 辦公室)

看到男下屬的桌上擺放著全家福的照片,
老板心想:「嗯！他一定是個顧家，負責的好男人。」

看到女下屬的桌上擺放著全家福的照片,
老板心想:「事業對她來說不會是最重要的，看來不用寄望她會全心全意為公司打拼了！」

看到男下屬雜亂的桌面,
老板心想:「他真的是很努力，很用功看，連收拾桌面的時間都沒有。」

看到女下屬雜亂的桌面,
老板心想:「原來她這麼亂,組織能力一定不行！」

看到男下屬在跟同事說話,
老板心想: 「他一定是在討論最近的project，真是積極。」

看到女下屬在跟同事說話,
老板心想:「哼!又在說人是非道長短，女人就是長舌，唉！天性、天性！」

看到男下屬加班,
老板心想:「現在已經很難請到這麼勤勞的員工了。」

看到女下屬加班,
老板心想:「女人就是能力有限，一點小事也要花這麼長的時間來做！」

看到男下屬很快地受到經理的賞識而升職,
老板心想:「這個人一定潛力十足。」

看到女下屬很快地受到經理的賞識而升職,
老板心想:「這個人一定是跟經理有一腿！」

看到男下屬請假,
老板心想:「好像很久沒看他請假，也應該去輕鬆一下了。

看到女下屬請假,
老板心想:「好像整天看她請假，是不是去應徵別的工作？」

看到男下屬發喜帖,
老板心想:「他從此就會更有責任感，給他個大紅包鼓勵一下吧！」

看到女下屬發喜帖,
老板心想:「她不久就會懷孕，就會經常去檢查身體，很快就要請產假 ,然後就會辭職在家帶孩子。嘩！損失慘重，那紅包就不用包太大包了！

another one (:

1.** **Losing all your friends*
Man comes come and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'*

2.** **Brother wanted*
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'....
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'....*

3.** **Meaning of WIFE*
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'*

4.** **Importance of a period*
Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'
Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'*

5.** **Confident vs. confidential*
A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?'
Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential!'*

6.** **Anger management?*
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush .'

hehe tt's all (: bye!